To say that
Priest is a movie is to insult an art form that has produced some of the greatest works of the century. To say that it has a plot would be a disservice to generations of writers who have made unique and interesting stories. And to quote Roger Ebert's review of
The Spirit "To call the characters cardboard is to insult a useful packing material".
Priest is barely a movie. It's a walking, talking cliche. A film so derivative of just about every sci-fi, horror, and action movie convention on sight that it makes the invention of
Star Wars look bad since it was one of the many things that spawned this turd.