Sunday, May 22, 2011

CinEffect Episode #4: E3 Predictions, Cannes Round-Up

Welcome to the Cineffect Podcast. In this podcast of constant douchebaggery, me (Chris), Alex, and Brady talk about film, games, and everything in between.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Priest Movie Review

To say that Priest is a movie is to insult an art form that has produced some of the greatest works of the century. To say that it has a plot would be a disservice to generations of writers who have made unique and interesting stories. And to quote Roger Ebert's review of The Spirit "To call the characters cardboard is to insult a useful packing material". Priest is barely a movie. It's a walking, talking cliche. A film so derivative of just about every sci-fi, horror, and action movie convention on sight that it makes the invention of Star Wars look bad since it was one of the many things that spawned this turd.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Thor Movie Review

Fast Five Movie Review

Here's something odd. People who read my reviews can't seem to tell if I even like to have fun after my jabbings of Battle: Los Angeles. I know! How weird!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Never Let Me Go Movie Review

WARNING: The following review contains a somewhat major spoiler involving Never Let Me Go's strange, original premise. If you've read the Kazuo Ishiguro novel, you'll know what I'm talking about, but if you want to come into the film not knowing what makes Never Let Me Go different from the crowd of period-based romantic dramas, then this review is probably not for you.

With that in mind, let's begin...